i don’t want to date until i’m …thirty II

Okay, so maybe this makes me a total hypocrite due to my prior post about my desire to not date until I’m thirty, but…

I can’t lie. If someone asked me out by reciting the lines of “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon I’d definitely say yes.

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al!

Come to think of it, if a guy ever decided to propose to me and and all my craziness I don’t think I’d say yes unless he asked me to “be his body guard” and for him to be “my pal Al”. Extra brownie points if he asks me to be the Chevy Chase to his Paul Simon.

BUT NOT UNTIL I’M THIRTY.

P.S. 10 days until Chicago. Not that I’m counting or anything…

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